Wombat

A stereotype for rich South Americans temporarily staying in the United States that do the following:

1. Constantly jaja
2. Douse themselves in cologne or perfume
3. Congregate in large groups where Spanish is the primary language
4. Have no shame in taking the elevator down from the 2nd floor of apartment buildings
5. Party on random weekday nights while listening to Celine Dion or Marc Anthony

5. Talk with their Papis or Mamis on the phone for 2/3 of the day
6. Use massive amounts of hair gel or makeup on a regular basis
7. Use English for sole purpose of buying expensive clothes at Gucci and Versace
8. Wear clothes that are too tight or extremely revealing
9. Shun Americans that can't share in everyday jajaing
10. Wear white athletic socks with boat shoes

The term wombat comes from the babbling sounds heard when they're in clusters (womb-ba-ba-ba-ba)

I was stuck in the elevator today when wombats surrounded me and started jajaing

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