tea

the best drink in the world, in fact, pretty much the best thing in the world, us brits love it, and us british bmxers cant go for long without one. if you dont like tea, you must have something wrong with you, yorkshire tea is the best, they even have hard water tea, so it still tastes good even if you live in a hard water area!! how dialled is that?!!!

XteaXcoreX i need a brew now after talking about that

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bristyle

what 'cool' people from bristol uk say to make bristol sound better, but it doesnt really work, its still not that good

"yeah, i live in bristyle, its the shit!"

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stove dialler

a small pen knife used to dial stoves, see stove

"i got this stove dialler i use to dial in my stoves, its engraved and everything" "shut up you tweaker"

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fuckwhistle

kinda like saying damn, or bollocks, this is a bad definition

oh fuckwhistles, i just got a puncture

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cock ring

insult, insinuating a person enjoys being worn on a cock (like the literary term)

"that guys such a cock ring"

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freighted

when something is big, or weighs more than it should, another bad definition, sorry

"my bikes feeling frieghted" or "that girls frieghted"

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tweaker

someone who just isnt right, or someone who is really good at something, ie tweaking a certain thing (or trick in bmxing)

"damn, that x-up was tweaked" "Jake is a tweaker, he nibbles those 360 nose pivot things all day"

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