Saffi

(Short for Saffron)
Eccentric in the extreme, has the weirdest laugh that will ever be heard. Constantly making dirty jokes and has a fine array of ridiculously strange backpacks. Likes Roblox way too much, but is an incredible singer, plays piano, beloved by Spanish teachers, fan of Megan Thee Stallion, and is funnier on TikTok than in real life.

"Did you see Saffi today?"
"No, but I heard her laugh, it couldn't have been anyone else."