BYOB

bring your own bitches

“You coming to the party tonight? It’s BYOB”
“BYOB, bring your own beer?”
“No, bring your own bitches fucking home wrecker.”

pgp

pre-game poop; when you poop before a sports event

Kyle: hey bro, ready to run that 1600?
Jim: nah man, haven’t had my pgp

Koinophobia

Koinophobia/key-noh-foh-biuh/adjective

The fear that you’re an ordinary being; that despite wanting to be extrodinary, you’re mind- numbingly, sickeningly, and painfully ordinary- leaving you wondering if people can find qualities in you to love, or miss

“I’m scared to die.”

“Why?”

“My koinophobia makes me wonder if I did enough, and if anyone will remember me.”