Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

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Ball Cap Koresh

The cool new haircut adorned by unincorporated white male children, typically paired with a ball cap making them look like David Koresh: The Zumiez edition.

Him: You see that East County kid's hair?
Me: The Ball Cap Koresh? Yeah, that's the hot new thing in El Cajon and Lakeside.