Any man born or living in Derby
Normal men think about sex every 30 seconds.
When you're from Derby, the sex you think about is between you and a sheep.
That's because you are a sheep shagger.
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exclamation of great surprise.
"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"
"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
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