kerchoo

lightning mcqueen on crack

when the lego set says 13+ years but you finish eating it in 10 minutes:

“i aM kErChOo”

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skibidi bop mm dada

The sound that sends pure fear through your body, when you realize you’ve fucked up, and something is going to blow you to pieces.

*trips tripwire* SKIBIDI BOP MM DADA “hmm, what was that? i wond-

boom, youve blown up because you have an iq below room temperature.

Urban Dictionary

the ticket to innuendo express

sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX

*searches “cream pie (THE FUCKING RECIPE THIS TIME)”*

oh shit, here we go again

-urban dictionary in a nutshell

soap trusted you

- Captain Price, an angry British man that has just punched you down the stairs with a .50 Cal.

This clip is commonly used after another clip (that somebody definitely searched for) of lewding something random er some shit idk search “soap trusted you” on YouTube

“Soap trusted you. I thought I could too. So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?”

frequently used in situations like: *hentai clip*

right before some porn shit happens: Price comes whooshing into the screen to save you from the horny and aggressively punches you down the stairs then recites the lines above, then puts a .50 Cal Desert Eagle to your forehead.