shades

a local slang term for the cops. not to be confused with sunglasses

"oh bollocks here come the shades drop the weapon and run"

nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double

if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker

langer

1. a prick

2. to be langered (drunk)

3. idiot

1. all teachers are langers

2. oh god my head i was langered last night

3. did ya see that langer over there he fell again

tosserish

to behave in a dumb way. or to act like a tosser

bush and blair are the embodiment of tosserish behaviour. nuff said

squiff

an underling or lacky

"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"

two bulb

law enforcement officers automobile ( cop car)

take it handy theres a two bulb comin up behind us

feen

commonly used to describe someone you dont know when pointing them out to others

look at that feen over there