ecosystem

The environment created in your pants/shorts after sweating for an extended period of time.

After going 36 holes on a hot day an ecosystem had developed in my shorts.

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gaymaker

A punch delivered by a gay male in a girlish fashion.

I saw a fight between a couple gay guys and they were pulling hair and throwing gaymakers left and right.

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iStare

The extended, unconscious, uncomfortable gaze someone gives you when they are talking on their mobile phone or listening to their iPod.

I thought this dude was checking me out, but thankfully it was just an iStare.

blext

A blanket text sent to a number of people at the same time without them knowing who else it was sent to.

I'm going to send out a blext to my crew to see who is out and about tonight.

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phodown

Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.

We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.

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dry puss

The term given to a condition preventing someone from having fun or being enthusiastic.

He's not going out tonight--must have a serious case of dry puss.

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