e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.

ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"

football eyes

to be cross-eyed,
comes from football games with two legs, one home and one away

did you see that guys football eyes?
yeah, i didnt know if he was looking at me, my pint, my bird or all three

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