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Dying by a large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use wrong grammar...
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Ten examples why men are lazy
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work better?
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Writing a 2000 page long book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the United States, the most diverse free country, where people can vote, run by a fucking idiot.
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Metha is a nice kind funny girl who loves kpop. Likes to ZUZUZUZUZU and is also best friends with zaydens
She is also very high but not on meth
Wow look at Metha with her bestie zayden.
The most perfect couple you would ever meet. Even though the girl is pretty annoying but the guy is very forgiving. They make a perfect couple and it is rumoured that they are dating now. They make sure to text and call each other everyday
Zaythana is the perfect couple
Your best friend that calls herself belle. She will always answer your calls and is never afraid of anything. She is decisive and once she makes up her mind of switching schools. She will.
I am so lucky to have a friend like SHUTING
a hot girl that everyone can't help falling in love with. A great leader that is responsible and puts a smile on everyone's face. She is also really popular and cant go more than 5 steps without waving at one of her friends.
Miaoli is my girlfriend and im so lucky
An amazing best friend that anyone is bound to have, she is there when you need her and she's there when you need someone to cheer you up
I'm so lucky to have Kirrthana as a friend