James

James may be a name, but it is also a destiny. When a child is named James, his fate is set in stone. The entire world knows that he will have a massive cock. I'm talking huge, ginormous, enormous, gigantic, titanic, monstrous, magnum dong. Every James knows that his dick is bigger than your average Joe. He is a true force of nature and uses his powers for the destruction of men, women, men, and other men.

"Hey dude, why doesn't your dick fit in your jeans?" "My name is James." "Oh, that's why. This makes perfect sense."