Lawrence of Arabia

An aggressively adventurous handy with no form of lubrication whatsoever.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Lawrence of Arabia. It was like riding a camel naked into a sand storm bareback with a piece of sandpaper for a saddle….Wildly uncomfortable yet somehow intriguingly exciting.

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Pokemon

1. A very interesting game, that was warped into a completely ridiculous TV Show, staring a moron with the intelligence of a retarded baboon.
2. A plot by Japanese people to take over the minds of america (e.g "Yousa bomb peawl haba!")

The game is cool
The show is retarded
Misty is hot...<.< Duh..I mean... >.< NO!

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Crypto-colonialism

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.

Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.

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monta vista

(adj)to describe something as an infestation of nerdlingers, azns and sluts inhabiting a ghetto.

(noun) A "hot chick" deterrent.

(used as adj)Oh god, last night's dance was SO monta vista.

(used as noun)
club security: (stands in the way)Whoa! Whoa, hold it! I'mma havta ask you to leave! The manager doesn't want this place to turn into a monta vista.
ugly guy w/ whore: (walks away in shame)

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ebony-rose

The name given to a very unique and original girl. She feels every emotion and can read anyone like a book. She is a great listener, always thinking about other people before herself.. She is very independent and doesn't like relying on many people.. She trusts only one or two people in her life. Ebony-rose is very beautiful and has a very unique face that is hard to forget. She is a lover and will fight for good reason.

Ebony-rose is the most funny down to earth girl I have met

chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?