nba

The sport with the wimpiest players on earth. If they stub thier toe they have to be carried out on a strecther. It's also the only sport in which the last 2 minutes can last 2 hours. Gotta love those 200 hundred timeouts that the teams get.

ouch I bit my tongue, get me a wheelchair, quick, so I can be like the NBA

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calgary flames

The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick

yeah so my team was dominating with 5 minutes to go, so they went calgary flames on us

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peter forsberg

The baby of all hockey players. He's been injured more games in his career than he's played. His games injured to games played is 50 to 1. He is also refered to as Peter Foreskin. The biggest head in the game of hockey and the most overrated player in the game of hockey

Player 1: "I'm injured and can't play but I'm still the best on the team"

Player 2: "Oh so your pulling a peter forsberg"

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