earjacking

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.

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Accountabuddy

The person who's mere existence encourages or guilts you into doing what you should be doing for yourself, anyway. Your accountability buddy.

Aaron: Man, I so wanted to sleep in today, but I knew Doug was going to be waiting for me at the gym. Couldn't let him down.

Brenda: Getting in shape is always so much easier when you have an accountabuddy!