A kitten and cat loving person. Cold on the outside... warm and squishy on the inside. Sweetest person you know.
âYup, heâs a moofpie bunny.â
When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They donât want the relationship to end but they donât want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* âwe dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?â
âDo I love her? Probably not.â
âWe can start looking at houses next year for sure.â
Two weeks later: âWeâll in three years we might be able to get a house.â
âWe definitely might get married someday.â
âIâm going to be a parent so maybe letâs just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.â
âSo Iâm going to ignore you at game night but donât be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they donât have girlfriendsâ *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
âDo you think (insert best friend name) is gay?â
âAw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.â
âYeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.â
Boom. Comfort-zoning.