Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.

Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.

Uhmmm

Uhmmm; noun/verb depending on the context. Can be spelled with multiple "m's" for dramatic effect. Used as a means of interjection, exclamation, a sentence filler (usually used at the end of a sentence) when words elude you. Also known as a way of life, a philosophy that characterizes an enigmatic concept of intrigue, intelligence, and mystery. True scholars can use this word to describe the nature of the world.

"Can I have some of that uhmmm...?"

"I'm looking for uhhmmm..."