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The guys that we all know who talk about people and act like gangsters saying they're going to annihilate some big muscly guy whilst they are skinny little breakable dollies, usually about 5 stone in weight and wears a permanent tracksuit but the minute whoever the person is bitching about appears and they start to fight said idiot looks like he's being thrown around like a ballet dancer basically talking shite about being able to fight.
Mate: Here did you say you were gonny do me in?
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
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Oh no you didn't do her bareback did you, she's shagging everyone! Owa you shouldn't be barebacking it
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The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution รขยย
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Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution รขยย