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hephanie

She's saving everything but her mouth for marriage because its not sex if your just running around giving blowjobs all the time.

She's a hephanie she'll give you a bj but she's saving her pussy for her husband , she thinks that somehow makes her not a ho!

by charlie xoxo September 20, 2016


barebacking it

Not using a condom

Oh no you didn't do her bareback did you, she's shagging everyone! Owa you shouldn't be barebacking it

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016


hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.

Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016


yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 04, 2016


yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 04, 2016