womanipulate

What a woman does when she needs her man to do something for her.
Often involves batting eyelashes and making faces.

"Hey bro. Heard your girl had you meet her parents last weekend."
"Yeah I know man. It was hell. We're gonna go shopping tomorrow."
"Dude are you really gonna let her womanipulate you?"

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drop an F1 bomb

When you're using Internet Explorer on a very slow computer and you accidentally hit F1, resulting in the Help window popping up very very slowly, taking up a lot of space and slowing everything else down.
Can precede the dropping of an F bomb.

Edward had a nerd fit when, in the middle of a fight in runescape, he started to cheer for himself, causing him to drop an F1 bomb. The computer slowed down and his character died. He tried to sue Internet Explorer.

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ipod knot

A knot that forms by itself in your ipod earphones when you leave your ipod in your pocket. It doesn't occur often that an ipod comes out of a pocket without a knot. Can result in discovery of new knots.

"Aah! Why am i always getting these ipod knots in my earphones?"
"I know dude i hate those!"
"Well they're not all bad, think of all the new knots we've discovered because of them."

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