Charlotte

A Malibu-Rising, badinerie-loathing,

Tetley-tea-cup-sitting, This-Is-Meing, Albert-Halling,

expert-laser-tagging, boring-carol-serviceing

Experiencing, slay queen.

She may or may not see a future surrounded by

cats and knitting.

Friend: Do you want to meet up today?
Charlotte: *whips out flute and starts playing aggressively*