Oskar

The most posh, gorgeous, handsome and intellectual man you will ever meet. Always makes people laugh. Usually very well endowed.

Mostly Scandinavian, Swedish.

-I met this super hot Swedish guy last night, I think his name was Oskar.
-Wow, you better claim him right away, Oskars are always perfect.

IB

Pure nightmare fuel.

-How do you spell "International Bacaluraruetthjgjftdze"?

-I don't know, just write "IB".