October 27

October 27th isn’t just an ordinary day, it’s a special day. For October 27th is National Get Your Dick Sucked Day! That’s right, if you see anyone you’ve been eyeing down for a while on October 27th, if you call them out, they have to suck your dick!

Brother: Man, is it October 27th yet?
Step Sis: No, why?
Brother: Oh no reason.

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