terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.

Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.

mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.

I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.

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