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Chase

Chase is a drunken man, often angry or sad when drunk. Known to punch through wooden doors then cry about his ex. He typically works on a farm, wrestling cattle while having a can of dip in his mouth, often unable to spell the word "dip". He tends to be a jock, but very prone to breaking his own ankles. Great guy, very funny, awesome friend.

"Dude, did you hear Chase got that new tractor?"
"Yeah man, he now has a tractor lifted higher than his truck!"

"Dude Chase, you were black-out last night!"
"What do you mean? All I know is my hand hurts."
"You punched through 3 doors last night!"

by chattowntaliban December 4, 2017