Logan

Logan is a genuinely funny guy. He's the life of the party, but don't have the party at your house. When there is alcohol involved your walls may magically get holes punched into them. Logan is pretty short for being a male. He is not racist, but he doesn't like anyone who isn't white. Logan is a keeper.

Tie your shoes super tight Logan is coming to the party.

I'm not racist, I am Logan.