rellatiojesus

Pronounced "re-lay-she-o-jesus". A combination between "relationship", "fellatio", and "jesus".

Noun: A person who has zero sex or relationship experience, however is brilliant at delivering sex and/or relationship advice.

Person A: You have to make him feel good about himself to make him let his guard down.

Person B: You are such a rellatiojesus!

Comfart

Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.

The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.

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ferp juice

Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.

-guy spills water-

His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!

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Pooptop

When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.

Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!

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