Brokeback Mountain

Licking your hand and rubbing on your partner's asshole as lube for anal sex.

Inspired by, but not exclusively for the use of homosexuals.

Pat: Dave's Mum ain't gonna shit right for a week, I gave her a Brokeback Mountain last night.

George: Awesome.

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Shithot Fart

A hot fart that lingers around the anus making you nervous that you may have soiled yourself.

1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.

2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.

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