Mark

Mark is the best valorant player ever, in any other game, however, he is shit. If you have him as your duo, you are very lucky; he will carry you to radiant. He is, however, a shit listener. He was born to yap, forced to yip. If you ever try to tell a story, he will never hear the end of it because he will interrupt only about a million times. If he ever upsets you and apologizes, just know that his apologies are from chatgpt and that deep down, he doesn't really care if you're upset and will laugh at you instead.

friend 1: hop on val!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!