Royal Tunbridge Wells

A notoriously affluent town in Kent, home to housewives who drive Range Rovers, exclusively shop in Waitrose and cook in AGAs, and whose lives revolve solely around their dogs (namely goldendoodles and labradoodles).

The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".

Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.

"Whereabouts in Kent are you from"
"Royal Tunbridge Wells"
"Ahhh so you're posh then"

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