Canadian History

A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.

One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.

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Slam Pig

A newly encountered woman that says one of the following things before engaging in sexual acts she is CLEARY well practiced in... "I usually don't do things like this," "I don't want you to think less of me in the morning," "I'm really not that type of girl."

I thought I left with Nikki but she turned out to be Paris. What a Slam Pig.

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