an uncircumcised penis. (more fun than some people would assume it is)
Daughter 1: "Everything's going fine.. it's just... i think he might have a hot dog with a bun..."
Mom: "...Are you having a picnic?"
Daughter 2: "Mom, no, uncircumcised is back in."
Daughter 3: "You know that guy i dated before Derek, he had a.. hm. and i preferred it, because it was so much more dramatic when it finally made its apperance, you were like, 'whooOOOAAAAaaa!'"
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