sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.

Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.

Jemimahness

The essence of aunt Jemima. The syrupy goodness.

Your sticky goodness jemimahness done brought me back to the deep syrupy tasty and makes my flapjacks done do right

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Trainal

When you have a rather long piece of toilet paper leading from your ass out to the floor or extending from skirt or pant leg. Also see trainal.

Omg did you see that trainal on that chick? She was trainaling all over the dance floor. It was trainalific.

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Anteater syndrom

When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.

Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!

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Donovan Time

When you complete something at the very last possible moment. like Landon Donovan's game winning goal in extra time of the second half of World Cup match against Algeria

Wow i thought i wasnt going to make my flight but i boarded on Donovan time and made it!

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