Jaden

Jaden is a tall skinny piece of shit pick me boy that has mommy issues and will probably coerce you to do the nasty w him against ur will. The best part about JAden is that when he forces u to give head you will get to smell his lovely week old unwashed dickcheesed dick, PS, he doesn't change his underwear or socks for days. Once you've been with him long enough to realize how dumb u are, he will stalk u and your friends and make a scene to show hurt he is because he's a pick me.

Person 1: *sees jaden walking in the hallway* Ew I'm about to puke..
Person 2: Wait who?
Person 1: Thats jaden...
Person 2: OH SHit run away

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."