666

The number of the beast

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natascam

a french monkey from alaska

y0 im a gook like natascam

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Ford

For Only Retarted Drivers

Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.

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lacubrious

Update: Evidently it is a made up word. From an interview with Variety -
“I have a friend who calls himself Dr.Lacubrious,” Mraz said. “He’s like, it means lazy, its another word for lackadaisical. We couldn’t find it anywhere, and one day he left a message on my machine, and he’s like, you won’t find it in the dictionary because I made it up. And I thought it was very appropriate, because it is based on a friend of mine who’s the king of one-liners, who’ll say anything to get what he wants. And he’s usually pretty smooth about it.”

Found this info on this person's Site.

www.newleavesinmarch.com/2003_03_01_archives.html

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Hot Kreimer

The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.

Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!

10👍 9👎

pentagram

Not to be confused with a 'pentacle' which means something totally different.

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NOS

A Crutch

I cant build a real engine so I'll use NOS 3 times then my engine explodes.

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