cookie thumper

A male who does anal.

" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".

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Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."