tar sphinx

a poo loaf that closely resembles a dirt cenataur, or fudge dragon. a tar sphinx is slightly longer than the mentioned poo tricks. best if layed (pooped) on the face.

doug passed out early, so troll tried to lay a tar sphinx in his mouth, but it landed in his eye.

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paint the walls

when you masterbate and your sperm drenches the walls.

Troll was eager to get home from school so he could paint the walls.

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peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).

Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".

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