Roblox

Minecraft for poor people.

Roblox is just Minecraft for the poor. Sorry kids. Even Robux doesn't mean jack shit.

White Castle

White people McDonald's.

Person 1: I had a shitty burger in Massachussets yesterday.

Person 2: Was it White Castle?

Person 1: Definitely White Castle.

Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.

Cocomelon sucks dick.

6👍 1👎

Phineas and Ferb

A weird, trippy cartoon about a high ass dorito. The shows sucks ass and only gets good when one smokes weed, gets high and becomes one with the high ass dorito.

Phineas and Ferb sucks ass because the characters are always on ecstasy. The singer to the opening sounds like a wannabe Drake Bell.

2👍 8👎

OK KO

A sucky ok cartoon, but the characters all look like burnt Mexicans for some reason.

Why does KO from OK KO look like a Mexican?

AOL

Old ass Google. The only thing that makes me glad to be born past 9/11.

AOL is outdated Google. Seriously. Who the f**k even uses dial-up?

WAP

Wet ass poo poo

Dude, I just took the best WAP tonight.