A short king is a man under 5â9 who is typically quite funny and charming, but doesnât actually make it past 1st base. Girls like short kings because they laugh at him, not with him. These men also typically hang out with girls that are younger than them. Short kings, donât drop your crown. Youâll make it someday.
Who is that guy? Heâs such a cute little short king.
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âmy bad pimpâ can be said as a sort of apology. if you bump into someone or like kill their dog or something, just use my bad pimp. the second p is almost silent. you have to sound gangsta.
âoh, i didnât see your cat there! my bad pimp.â
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