Cross Stitch

Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.

Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.

I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.

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mom bridezilla

Momozilla- when the mother of the bride turns into the bridezilla.

I didn't agree with my mom on wedding details, she called me a bridezilla, then flipped out over the cake, so I told her she was a, mom bridezilla, Momozilla!!