chicken

u eat chicken but my nickname is chicky don`t even try to eat me

my friend: hey yo friend can u give me so chicken😂?
me: don`t tell me go buy yourself or i will burn ya house

my friend runs*
me: 😎

A

giving a little f****** shit living a f****** shit butt and have exam all a+

person 1: wow, she got A+...

ducky

ducky is a nickname my bestie friend her roblox username is: ducky_123cotton my username is emliyloverobu my display name is ducky_emliy hehe friend me PLS also meh friend SHEEEEEEEEESH

guy 1: i bet u still play rubber ducky LOL🤣
ducky: bish then why ur bag is rubber duck😎?
guy 1: i-i-i-i AHHHHHHHH *runs*
ducky: AYEEEEEEE

covid-19

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER

1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS