Pop a gizzard

A phrase used to describe an action which would negatively stress ones digestive system, so much so, that one wonders if they might have ruptured an internal organ. The "gizzard" being used to describe an organ within ones digestive system (gall bladder, stomach, intestines, bowel, etc). This phrase being most commonly used to refer to something that would result in severe explosive diarrhea or a massive increase in stool output.

Friend 1: "Damn these chocolate covered fiber pellet snacks are tasty!"

Friend 2: "Yo, holy crap, you ate half a box of super fiber pellet snacks! You better slow it down man, otherwise you are bound to pop a gizzard eating all that fiber in one sitting"

Cop and Roll

"Cop and Roll" means to grab your drugs or whatever, and leave the immediate area quickly. It is a combination of two terms: To "Cop" which is to purchase or acquire something (often drugs or loot). The term originated with street drug users as a way to quickly say "going to buy drugs" in less conspicuous terms. The term "Roll" means to quickly depart. The combo phrase can be used at a bank or really at any place there is a long line and the people in front of you are not "rolling" to make way for the next in line.

Guy 1: Yo these dudes in front of us are taking forever - they already got their drinks - now they just hitting on that hot bartender..

Guy 2: No doubt, these boys need to just cop and roll. Stop holding up the line..