Thanos

A buff-ass purple motherfucking Rick Harrison floating through space in his space pawnshop dimension in an attempt to "balance" the universe by putting on a shiny fucking gloves with six gay rhinestones decorating it. He beats the shit out of lesser beings like Captain Fucking America, makes Spider-Man not feel so good, and single-handedly killed the Avengers that no one cared about. Thanos is a fucking Saint.

Person 1:"Yo, chief! I heard that buff-ass Thanos guy beat the shit out of every Avenger in Infinity War! He looks just like mothafuckin Rick Harrison!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"

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