When They Invade Style

A face melting sexual position that can only be performed with an extraterestrial or a werewolf of some sort. Also referred to as a "Skin Tsunami"

Kevin: "Dude, I was totally rammin down this alien broad the other night. It was a regular Skin Tsunami!"

Randy: "In what position would one ram down an alien broad?"

Kevin: "When They Invade Style"

Jack Suck

A completely nonsexual act, usually performed by a male, towards a loved one or close family member. It is executed by placing one's mouth on another's body part, such as their arm, and making rapid suckling movements with the cheek. (Like a jackhammer)

Megan: Hey did you hear what my bu did on valentines day?

Jenny: Did he get you roses?

Megan: No

Jenny: Did he propose?

Megan: No. He jack sucked me on the beach!

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