off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

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homo-unerectus

a condition where your wang is hugified not by women but by men.

"Your gay, you suffer from homo-unerectus."

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you hippo

term used when talking to fat chicks

guy-"i got mtv at home"
girl-"so?"
guy-"what u mean so?! its cool you hippo!"

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peanut oil

the oily residue that is found on your sac

"i went to scratch my balls and i had mad peanut oil, yo."

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