lap loungers

droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules

She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.

crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.