upfuck

To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

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assdumb

Someone so completely stupid that they are unworthy of the term "dumbass".

That assdumb Tony has gone and upfucked my Playstation.

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