Random Celebrity Joke

A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.

Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:

"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."

Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)