twatfeatures

A driver, who cuts you up at every juction, and gets in the way all the time

you cut me up twatfeatures!

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spanger

Is to be said to someone who is offensive to your girlfrend.
meaning that they are a fucking douche, and have no friends,they are adopted, look like their michael jakcson, and will be strung up by their own balls in a room with Tony Blair.
this is classed as one of the most offnsive things that can be said in your girlfriends defense.

your so fucking gay you little spanger

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kinkerdoodle

a type of metal pipe used during sexual intercourse.

tommy, we need a kinkerdoodle for tonight. I', felling horny!