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When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock
If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.
When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.