Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for oneâs health, thus you would require a âKevlar Vestâ.
Paul: âAll Iâm saying is that Epstein didnât kill himself!â
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: âYou should have stopped digging.â
Paul: âAww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.â
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*